Blurry set of pictures from my stint in Sodom and Gomorrah

Camera broke so all I have here are some fucking blurry cell phone pics.


Putting $100 worth of alcohol in a tiny suitcase.


Oh dear Jagermeister, you screwed us bad!


Grecia and the dudes.


The accident that brought us back to the room. It's actually worse than it looks. (Not my foot, btw)

I NEED MORE PICTURES, DAMMIT, I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS! SOMEONE FIX THE FUCKING CAMERA AND GET ME THE FUCKING COOL PICTURES I TOOK! FUCKKKK!

***UPDATE!!!

Some pictures from the broken fail camera have surfaced. Behold:


On the bus, singing to Beatles songs and writing a story about giant strawberries and evil watermelons. An illustrated story.




Dani making the bed that she didn't even sleep on.


The view from THE balcony.


Vicky, 4-minute Tobias and myself, waiting for the 3-hour food.




Before heading out to the beach.


... On the way back.




Ok, we need to go back, you guys.

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Now playing: Icy Demons - Spywatchers
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A Holiday in the Sun

I love the beach. Such a great stress reliever. Except when half your town (and every other town there is) is there as well. Then it sucks. Nevertheless, I had a great time. Here, knock yourselves out mocking my pasty self.


Seafood market.


(Not my) ceviche. Looks delicious, but I just can't fucking eat that.



Upside of holiday: Lots of people at the beach. Downside of holiday: LOTS of people at the beach. It was also pretty fucking cold.






(Got this dress at the beach. A fucking steal! Isn't it pretty?)





Here it's all about the food and the clothes, baby.


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Now playing: Danger Mouse and Sparklehorse feat. The Flaming Lips - Revenge
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The Mark Has Been Made

Today, Saturday, March 21, 2009, I sat down to think.

Things I Learned:

• I can go on without sleep for days and feel okay.
• I CANNOT get enough of whole cereal.
• Mixing coffee and berry mix tea isn't bad at all.
• I can work efficiently under pressure.
• I sincerely adore my friends.
• Nine Inch Nails' Home will always make me cry. Always, no matter what mood I'm in.
• If I try not to massage my hair too much when I'm washing it, it doesn't fall off as much as it usually does.
• Rubbing sand on your feet can cause irreparable damage to your skin. Or just give you a fucking gross red mark on it.
• I can see blood and raw flesh and organs out in the open and it doesn't gross me out.
• I can be funny if I try.
• I am unintentionally funny.
• There's a little speck of sensibility in my mangled humanity, which springs to life when I'm in situations where I'm required to be sensitive.
• Maybe the beach isn't so bad.
• Old people like me.
• Old people like sending me to run their errands.
• Everything is way more fun when Chewbacca is around.
• Men are DUMB. Lazy, immature dumb fucks. This I knew already, but it's always nice to realize you're right.
• I like helping people.
• I like kiddos, even though I've spent my whole life hating them.
• There's still a few good people in the world who make this place worth living in and maintain my faith in our doomed human race.
• Just because a person has a keychain with the Gay Pride flag on it does not necessarily make them gay or lesbian. Or maybe it does. I will never find out.
• I tend to get scared around people who are seemingly older than me. Older and scary.
• I spend money like there's no tomorrow, literally.
• I LOVE LOVE LOVE sangria!
• I am not as messy as I thought I was.
• My new found special talent: folding gauze.
• Four menopausal women with the life of a fifteen year old in their hands is a scary, menacing thought that can turn into a reality easier than you all think.
• I can live without internet.
• I wanna be a nurse.
• ... I really do wanna be a nurse.
  

Thank you all for this once-in-a-lifetime, life-changing experience. And thanks for the scarf, too.



I love you, bitches.

(More pikchas hereeee!)

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Listening to: Nine Inch Nails - With Teeth
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