The Mark Has Been Made

Today, Saturday, March 21, 2009, I sat down to think.

Things I Learned:

• I can go on without sleep for days and feel okay.
• I CANNOT get enough of whole cereal.
• Mixing coffee and berry mix tea isn't bad at all.
• I can work efficiently under pressure.
• I sincerely adore my friends.
• Nine Inch Nails' Home will always make me cry. Always, no matter what mood I'm in.
• If I try not to massage my hair too much when I'm washing it, it doesn't fall off as much as it usually does.
• Rubbing sand on your feet can cause irreparable damage to your skin. Or just give you a fucking gross red mark on it.
• I can see blood and raw flesh and organs out in the open and it doesn't gross me out.
• I can be funny if I try.
• I am unintentionally funny.
• There's a little speck of sensibility in my mangled humanity, which springs to life when I'm in situations where I'm required to be sensitive.
• Maybe the beach isn't so bad.
• Old people like me.
• Old people like sending me to run their errands.
• Everything is way more fun when Chewbacca is around.
• Men are DUMB. Lazy, immature dumb fucks. This I knew already, but it's always nice to realize you're right.
• I like helping people.
• I like kiddos, even though I've spent my whole life hating them.
• There's still a few good people in the world who make this place worth living in and maintain my faith in our doomed human race.
• Just because a person has a keychain with the Gay Pride flag on it does not necessarily make them gay or lesbian. Or maybe it does. I will never find out.
• I tend to get scared around people who are seemingly older than me. Older and scary.
• I spend money like there's no tomorrow, literally.
• I LOVE LOVE LOVE sangria!
• I am not as messy as I thought I was.
• My new found special talent: folding gauze.
• Four menopausal women with the life of a fifteen year old in their hands is a scary, menacing thought that can turn into a reality easier than you all think.
• I can live without internet.
• I wanna be a nurse.
• ... I really do wanna be a nurse.
  

Thank you all for this once-in-a-lifetime, life-changing experience. And thanks for the scarf, too.



I love you, bitches.

(More pikchas hereeee!)

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Listening to: Nine Inch Nails - With Teeth
via FoxyTunes