Showing posts with label my bitches. Show all posts
Showing posts with label my bitches. Show all posts

November 10, 2009

Hi

Hey, it's me. I'm sorry I totally forgot about this blog, I've been busy having a life that for the first time in years does not include Trent Reznor in any way. I'm pretty happy actually, just sitting back, having a cup of tea and typing up this thing on my TOTALLY AWESOME NEW COMPUTER!!! and reminiscing about my life before my 21st birthday.

That's right, I'm an adult now.

Of course, I'm back from NY, where I had an amazing time for a change, and am currently dealing with some godawful third-world shit that's driving me and my dog insane. Wish I could go back, but I'm hell-bound, locked in a grimy dungeon with a hippie dog humping my leg and no electricity.

Ok, so I'm tired and have other shit to deal with right now so I'm not gonna blog about how awesome these past couple of days have been. I'm just gonna post some pictures cause I'm such an attention whore. I'll elaborate eventually. Or maybe I won't.



Birthday woman w/carrot cake. Happy day.



Meeting my future employers @ the UN lol...



A Place to Bury Strangers. Fucking AWESOMEEE!!! (BTW, I should mention I saw Kyp Malone backstage during the All the Saints/Dead Confederate intermission... and I GOT A GUITAR PICK!!!)






Grandma.






Halloween.


(Heh, I haven't listened to any music in centuries. WTF?)

September 19, 2009

Photoshop Skills



Oh Grecia... why do I allow you to get anywhere near me?

Yeah, I'm posing like a whore. My top was originally brown. Jumby's was black.

***EDIT

OK, whatever shit I said about the above picture, I totally take it back.



I think we should all take Grecia's computer away from her.


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Now playing: Primal Scream - Shoot Speed/Kill Light
via FoxyTunes

September 15, 2009

Memories...

Sara's going away party.


Mafer, Sara, Jumby and I. (don't fucking look at me, that's a very unflattering angle)


Julia!


Class of '10, '11, '12, '13 saying goodbye to Sara. Can anyone spot me? I can't.

I miss you already. So does Grecia.

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Now playing: Catherine Wheel - Salt
via FoxyTunes

August 24, 2009

Blurry set of pictures from my stint in Sodom and Gomorrah

Camera broke so all I have here are some fucking blurry cell phone pics.


Putting $100 worth of alcohol in a tiny suitcase.


Oh dear Jagermeister, you screwed us bad!


Grecia and the dudes.


The accident that brought us back to the room. It's actually worse than it looks. (Not my foot, btw)

I NEED MORE PICTURES, DAMMIT, I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS! SOMEONE FIX THE FUCKING CAMERA AND GET ME THE FUCKING COOL PICTURES I TOOK! FUCKKKK!

***UPDATE!!!

Some pictures from the broken fail camera have surfaced. Behold:


On the bus, singing to Beatles songs and writing a story about giant strawberries and evil watermelons. An illustrated story.




Dani making the bed that she didn't even sleep on.


The view from THE balcony.


Vicky, 4-minute Tobias and myself, waiting for the 3-hour food.




Before heading out to the beach.


... On the way back.




Ok, we need to go back, you guys.

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Now playing: Icy Demons - Spywatchers
via FoxyTunes



August 5, 2009

Photoshit Pt. 2

Instead of going out and having a life like normal people do, I spend my Saturdays at Dani's with Grecia, her fucking stupid evil camera and her hooker makeup. And you know what that means... Photoshit time.










... Yeah, we have issues.

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Now playing: Nine Inch Nails - Memorabilia
via FoxyTunes



July 30, 2009

Yesterday, July 29th, 2009...

... Was Mich's birthday.

And I drank too much. Again.

God, I fail hard.



BUT HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, MICHELLE!!! I love you lots and lots even though you want my macaroni.

Now let's play beer pong.


July 19, 2009

Checking in with C (cause I haven't blogged enough lately)

This week, for the first time in... a long fucking time, I bought an album on iTunes. I know I vowed to never hand those bastards my precious money again, but this time I had to and it was fucking worth it. The item in question: the Moon original soundtrack by Clint Mansell.

I hate my job, I hate my job, I hate my job...

I like someone, and I totally hate this cause knowing how fucking pathetic I am, my crush will be completely unrequited and I'll end up depressed. Not to mention it's practically impossible and crazy and so fucking typical of me. Shhhhhh!!!

I'm drinking again. I don't like this either cause knowing how lame a drunk I am, I've probably revealed way too much of my ugly self in my drunken stupors and that's NOT good. Just ask Twitter.

Grecia is back, yay!



I'm pretty sure I'll be spending my birthday in New York, which would be fucking amazing (for the most part) if I didn't know there are already some people planning how they're gonna get me drunk on Nov. 3rd, and as I mentioned before, that's NOT good. It also seems I'll be spending my 21st with Lisette -- if I convince her to stay that long. Good? Yeah!

Michael Reznor announced the 'last ever' NIN tour dates, (ooooohhhh!). Presale tickets went on sale on July 17th, causing a massive NINternet collapse which left most of the NINtard/NIN fangirl/cool NINer population ticketless. People, are you ever gonna learn to NEVER take El Rezzo's word seriously? I give his break two years tops. He'll be back. [Don't get me wrong, I, too, wish I could go to one of those shows, but I've already fed my NIN obsession way too much. Time to move on.]

Speaking of, His Holiness Trent 'Bitch Fit' Reznor, called bullshit on everyone and deleted his two Twatter accounts and his fiancee's, because of course, a smart man like him knows the only opinion that matters is the trolls'. In addition, he's also disabled the PM feature on his nin.com profile, in an attempt to disconnect himself from the meanie NINternets and live in the real world. I'm not gonna comment on or judge his decision, but... dude, he should have done that a long time ago, in PRIVATE! In any case, and cause I know he's totally reading this, he should fill this out. (Posted that on my Twitter a while ago but since he wasn't reading his @replies, I didn't send it to him.)

Speaking of, I am done talking about Trent. Unless he releases cool new music or does something non assholey for a change, I'm giving him the silent treatment, so to speak.

I'm getting better at simul. I mean, what the fuck, I interpreted two hours worth of a Non-Aligned Movement meeting laden with weird Middle Eastern and African and Indian and Asian accents and weird language and big words and shit and I didn't totally fuck up! Could it be that doing simul is really my thing? I can say, in all honesty, I enjoy interpreting UN-type of speeches, like that NAM meeting, and I'm truly interested in the issues addressed in them, the language is easy to get used to, the terminology is fairly easy and... well, interpreting this kind of thing gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside, like you're actually helping save the world or something. Granted, these people are NOT gonna save the word, and neither are the interpreters, but fuck it, it's a cool job.

Speaking of, I still suck big time and need to practice.

And I still hate my job.

I like gladiator sandals. Why? No fucking idea.

My Italian doesn't suck.

"If you're happy and you know it, that's a sin!" from The Simpsons. Fuck, lolololol! WIN!

I've recently come to realize how much I love music. I would be fucking nothing without it.

A professor called me 'smart' the other day, and told my friends she always thinks of me first when planning the class. This made me feel good, but the prof is a total wacko so I don't know how to feel about that.

Life is pretty good in general. Can't complain.

And that's all.


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Now playing: Bitter:Sweet - Don't Forget To Breathe
via FoxyTunes

July 11, 2009

FAIL FRIDAY

This is what happens when Cat & Co. get bored, expressed in a very simple equation:




PLUS



PLUS



PLUS



EQUALS








(And they didn't even play Led Zeppelin).


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Now playing: Les Savy Fav - Comes & Goes
via FoxyTunes

May 5, 2009

"Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs..."

The other day, I indulged in the most definitely guilty, awkwardly witty and surprisingly refreshing pleasure of watching one of my all-time favorite chick flicks, Bridget Jones's Diary (the original, not the awfully sub-par sequel), for the 13566987097097th time. This time, I couldn't help picking up on the similarities between lonely, clumsy loser Bridget, and yours truly. I mean, seriously, the resemblance is uncanny... except for the fact that I'm actually not overweight (which she absolutely wasn't either, in the first movie, at least) and I'm not a natural blonde. But yeah, so I was watching, and being as hopelessly addicted to using Twitter to talk about every insignificant event in my dull little life as I am, I just had to tweet about it.

iGotSurvivalism I just realized I'm fucking Bridget Jones. not ideal, but so very true =/
7:27 PM May 3rd from web

Surprisingly enough, someone replied to that tweet, and what followed was this sort of funny dialogue:

TwitterPal1 @iGotSurvivalism zomg you gonna fuck Colin Firth?
7:29 PM May 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to iGotSurvivalism

iGoturvivalism @TwitterPal1... yup, and Hugh Grant ;) hmm, so it's not so bad after all...
7:30 PM May 3rd from web in reply to TwitterPal1

TwitterPal1 @iGotSurvivalism and u have super duper friends lol
7:30 PM May 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to iGotSurvivalism

iGotSurvivalism @TwitterPal1 very true.
7:34 PM May 3rd from web in reply to TwitterPal1


... Of course, someone called Sarcasm McCynic replied as reads:

TwitterPal2 @iGotSurvivalism Whaddaya mean? Do you obsess about the size of your butt all the time?
7:31 PM May 3rd from web in reply to iGotSurvivalism


LOL... =/


Now, towards the end of the film, I realized that I very well could be a younger, musically-educated version of Ms. Jones, sans hot dudes/firepole. And, just as TwitterPal1 mentioned, I have the most awesome friends ever. Sure, they might piss you off more often than not, they're a pain in the ass to hang out with when they're stressing/PMS'ing, they tease you, they're mean to you, they freak you out about the swine flu outbreak... Yeah, they suck balls sometimes. But then, they pull little miracles from under their sleeves when you least expect them, and they sure make your days brighter and your cloudy, gloomy mood take a couple hours off from time to time. So, yeah, I love my friends. I just wanted to make sure that was clear. Because you cannot believe how fucking cool they are.

This is how I spent my (originally depressing-as-hell) May Day, thanks to one of my awesome friends:














BTW, that cherry stem? I tied it. With my tongue. Yup.


I've finally embraced my inner Bridget. As TwitterPal1 mentioned, I get to "shag" both Colin Firth and Hugh Grant. I mean, that's good enough to make me put on the Bridget pounds. ;)

... Oh yeah. Mich, you're THE BEST. So, if I'm Bridget, you're my Shazzer. *hugs*





SEE?! UNCANNY!!! SHE EVEN WATCHES FRASIER, YAY!

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Listening to: Doves - 10:03
via FoxyTunes

March 28, 2009

Memory Lane

I just realized I really really like this picture:



It's probably one of the last pictures where my hair is long and dark. Also, one of the few pics I have with this kiddo.

I miss you, Mich.

I miss you, long, dark hair.


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Listening to: Nine Inch Nails - Sin
via FoxyTunes

March 12, 2009

Selflessness

Hell yeah! YES YES YES YES!!! I'll be gone for a week helping underprivileged people have free surgery and get happy again! FUCK YES!!!

Plus, I'll be at the beach. Oh yum.

PLUS, I'll be with the bitches. That's pretty fun.

PLUSSSSS, I'll finally have a chance to get drunk off my butt and make a complete dumbass of myself. In public. At the beach. The day before we come back. And there'll be a bonfire. (Damn, my shitty life needs alcohol ASAP).

... Ahhh, I can't wait! *squeals*


Oh, and it seems my lazy ass will be getting a job soon. So, Reznor, here I come!


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Listening to: The Dears - Disclaimer
via FoxyTunes

February 16, 2009

Today, February 16th, 2009...

... Is Mama Silvana's Birthday.

So HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

On behalf of your kiddos, the T&I crew, I wish you a wonderful time in the Dominican Republic. No one deserves this more than you do. We love you because you're wise and smart and serious and motherly, and a closet perv, and you always know how to make us smile. You're an extremely sexy mama, there's no limit to your generosity, and your excellent taste in music has impressed many, even your kid daughter, aka ME. What's there not to love about you?

Of course, there are pics from last Friday, at this lady's 36th B-day bash:


The birthday woman with the engaged mosquito and the annoying little daughter =D



First cocktail of the night...



LOL, who in the motherfuck took that picture???



The fun crew.



...



Sara!!! Finally, we got to party with you!



Watch it mama, that's an engaged man!



Whoops!


Thanks for the shitty pic, Giorgio!



Haha, that's a total "bitch, please" face.


*sigh* That was a great night. Have fun in the Caribbean, Silvana!!


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Listening to: Psapp - I Want That
via FoxyTunes