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Showing posts with label PHOTOSHIT. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PHOTOSHIT. Show all posts
January 2, 2010
September 19, 2009
Photoshop Skills
Oh Grecia... why do I allow you to get anywhere near me?
Yeah, I'm posing like a whore. My top was originally brown. Jumby's was black.
***EDIT
OK, whatever shit I said about the above picture, I totally take it back.
I think we should all take Grecia's computer away from her.
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Now playing: Primal Scream - Shoot Speed/Kill Light
via FoxyTunes
August 24, 2009
Blurry set of pictures from my stint in Sodom and Gomorrah
Camera broke so all I have here are some fucking blurry cell phone pics.
Putting $100 worth of alcohol in a tiny suitcase.
Oh dear Jagermeister, you screwed us bad!
Grecia and the dudes.
The accident that brought us back to the room. It's actually worse than it looks. (Not my foot, btw)
I NEED MORE PICTURES, DAMMIT, I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS! SOMEONE FIX THE FUCKING CAMERA AND GET ME THE FUCKING COOL PICTURES I TOOK! FUCKKKK!
***UPDATE!!!
Some pictures from the broken fail camera have surfaced. Behold:
On the bus, singing to Beatles songs and writing a story about giant strawberries and evil watermelons. An illustrated story.
Dani making the bed that she didn't even sleep on.
The view from THE balcony.
Vicky, 4-minute Tobias and myself, waiting for the 3-hour food.
Before heading out to the beach.
... On the way back.
Ok, we need to go back, you guys.
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Now playing: Icy Demons - Spywatchers
via FoxyTunes
Putting $100 worth of alcohol in a tiny suitcase.
Oh dear Jagermeister, you screwed us bad!
Grecia and the dudes.
The accident that brought us back to the room. It's actually worse than it looks. (Not my foot, btw)
I NEED MORE PICTURES, DAMMIT, I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS! SOMEONE FIX THE FUCKING CAMERA AND GET ME THE FUCKING COOL PICTURES I TOOK! FUCKKKK!
***UPDATE!!!
Some pictures from the broken fail camera have surfaced. Behold:
On the bus, singing to Beatles songs and writing a story about giant strawberries and evil watermelons. An illustrated story.
Dani making the bed that she didn't even sleep on.
The view from THE balcony.
Vicky, 4-minute Tobias and myself, waiting for the 3-hour food.
Before heading out to the beach.
... On the way back.
Ok, we need to go back, you guys.
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Now playing: Icy Demons - Spywatchers
via FoxyTunes
August 9, 2009
A Holiday in the Sun
I love the beach. Such a great stress reliever. Except when half your town (and every other town there is) is there as well. Then it sucks. Nevertheless, I had a great time. Here, knock yourselves out mocking my pasty self.
Seafood market.
(Not my) ceviche. Looks delicious, but I just can't fucking eat that.
Upside of holiday: Lots of people at the beach. Downside of holiday: LOTS of people at the beach. It was also pretty fucking cold.
(Got this dress at the beach. A fucking steal! Isn't it pretty?)
Here it's all about the food and the clothes, baby.
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Now playing: Danger Mouse and Sparklehorse feat. The Flaming Lips - Revenge
via FoxyTunes
Seafood market.
(Not my) ceviche. Looks delicious, but I just can't fucking eat that.
Upside of holiday: Lots of people at the beach. Downside of holiday: LOTS of people at the beach. It was also pretty fucking cold.
(Got this dress at the beach. A fucking steal! Isn't it pretty?)
Here it's all about the food and the clothes, baby.
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Now playing: Danger Mouse and Sparklehorse feat. The Flaming Lips - Revenge
via FoxyTunes
August 5, 2009
Photoshit Pt. 2
Instead of going out and having a life like normal people do, I spend my Saturdays at Dani's with Grecia, her fucking stupid evil camera and her hooker makeup. And you know what that means... Photoshit time.
... Yeah, we have issues.
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Now playing: Nine Inch Nails - Memorabilia
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... Yeah, we have issues.
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Now playing: Nine Inch Nails - Memorabilia
via FoxyTunes
July 19, 2009
Checking in with C (cause I haven't blogged enough lately)
This week, for the first time in... a long fucking time, I bought an album on iTunes. I know I vowed to never hand those bastards my precious money again, but this time I had to and it was fucking worth it. The item in question: the Moon original soundtrack by Clint Mansell.
I hate my job, I hate my job, I hate my job...
I like someone, and I totally hate this cause knowing how fucking pathetic I am, my crush will be completely unrequited and I'll end up depressed. Not to mention it's practically impossible and crazy and so fucking typical of me. Shhhhhh!!!
I'm drinking again. I don't like this either cause knowing how lame a drunk I am, I've probably revealed way too much of my ugly self in my drunken stupors and that's NOT good. Just ask Twitter.
Grecia is back, yay!
I'm pretty sure I'll be spending my birthday in New York, which would be fucking amazing (for the most part) if I didn't know there are already some people planning how they're gonna get me drunk on Nov. 3rd, and as I mentioned before, that's NOT good. It also seems I'll be spending my 21st with Lisette -- if I convince her to stay that long. Good? Yeah!
Michael Reznor announced the 'last ever' NIN tour dates, (ooooohhhh!). Presale tickets went on sale on July 17th, causing a massive NINternet collapse which left most of the NINtard/NIN fangirl/cool NINer population ticketless. People, are you ever gonna learn to NEVER take El Rezzo's word seriously? I give his break two years tops. He'll be back. [Don't get me wrong, I, too, wish I could go to one of those shows, but I've already fed my NIN obsession way too much. Time to move on.]
Speaking of, His Holiness Trent 'Bitch Fit' Reznor, called bullshit on everyone and deleted his two Twatter accounts and his fiancee's, because of course, a smart man like him knows the only opinion that matters is the trolls'. In addition, he's also disabled the PM feature on his nin.com profile, in an attempt to disconnect himself from the meanie NINternets and live in the real world. I'm not gonna comment on or judge his decision, but... dude, he should have done that a long time ago, in PRIVATE! In any case, and cause I know he's totally reading this, he should fill this out. (Posted that on my Twitter a while ago but since he wasn't reading his @replies, I didn't send it to him.)
Speaking of, I am done talking about Trent. Unless he releases cool new music or does something non assholey for a change, I'm giving him the silent treatment, so to speak.
I'm getting better at simul. I mean, what the fuck, I interpreted two hours worth of a Non-Aligned Movement meeting laden with weird Middle Eastern and African and Indian and Asian accents and weird language and big words and shit and I didn't totally fuck up! Could it be that doing simul is really my thing? I can say, in all honesty, I enjoy interpreting UN-type of speeches, like that NAM meeting, and I'm truly interested in the issues addressed in them, the language is easy to get used to, the terminology is fairly easy and... well, interpreting this kind of thing gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside, like you're actually helping save the world or something. Granted, these people are NOT gonna save the word, and neither are the interpreters, but fuck it, it's a cool job.
Speaking of, I still suck big time and need to practice.
And I still hate my job.
I like gladiator sandals. Why? No fucking idea.
My Italian doesn't suck.
"If you're happy and you know it, that's a sin!" from The Simpsons. Fuck, lolololol! WIN!
I've recently come to realize how much I love music. I would be fucking nothing without it.
A professor called me 'smart' the other day, and told my friends she always thinks of me first when planning the class. This made me feel good, but the prof is a total wacko so I don't know how to feel about that.
Life is pretty good in general. Can't complain.
And that's all.
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Now playing: Bitter:Sweet - Don't Forget To Breathe
via FoxyTunes
I hate my job, I hate my job, I hate my job...
I'm drinking again. I don't like this either cause knowing how lame a drunk I am, I've probably revealed way too much of my ugly self in my drunken stupors and that's NOT good. Just ask Twitter.
Grecia is back, yay!
I'm pretty sure I'll be spending my birthday in New York, which would be fucking amazing (for the most part) if I didn't know there are already some people planning how they're gonna get me drunk on Nov. 3rd, and as I mentioned before, that's NOT good. It also seems I'll be spending my 21st with Lisette -- if I convince her to stay that long. Good? Yeah!
Michael Reznor announced the 'last ever' NIN tour dates, (ooooohhhh!). Presale tickets went on sale on July 17th, causing a massive NINternet collapse which left most of the NINtard/NIN fangirl/cool NINer population ticketless. People, are you ever gonna learn to NEVER take El Rezzo's word seriously? I give his break two years tops. He'll be back. [Don't get me wrong, I, too, wish I could go to one of those shows, but I've already fed my NIN obsession way too much. Time to move on.]
Speaking of, His Holiness Trent 'Bitch Fit' Reznor, called bullshit on everyone and deleted his two Twatter accounts and his fiancee's, because of course, a smart man like him knows the only opinion that matters is the trolls'. In addition, he's also disabled the PM feature on his nin.com profile, in an attempt to disconnect himself from the meanie NINternets and live in the real world. I'm not gonna comment on or judge his decision, but... dude, he should have done that a long time ago, in PRIVATE! In any case, and cause I know he's totally reading this, he should fill this out. (Posted that on my Twitter a while ago but since he wasn't reading his @replies, I didn't send it to him.)
Speaking of, I am done talking about Trent. Unless he releases cool new music or does something non assholey for a change, I'm giving him the silent treatment, so to speak.
I'm getting better at simul. I mean, what the fuck, I interpreted two hours worth of a Non-Aligned Movement meeting laden with weird Middle Eastern and African and Indian and Asian accents and weird language and big words and shit and I didn't totally fuck up! Could it be that doing simul is really my thing? I can say, in all honesty, I enjoy interpreting UN-type of speeches, like that NAM meeting, and I'm truly interested in the issues addressed in them, the language is easy to get used to, the terminology is fairly easy and... well, interpreting this kind of thing gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside, like you're actually helping save the world or something. Granted, these people are NOT gonna save the word, and neither are the interpreters, but fuck it, it's a cool job.
Speaking of, I still suck big time and need to practice.
And I still hate my job.
I like gladiator sandals. Why? No fucking idea.
My Italian doesn't suck.
"If you're happy and you know it, that's a sin!" from The Simpsons. Fuck, lolololol! WIN!
I've recently come to realize how much I love music. I would be fucking nothing without it.
A professor called me 'smart' the other day, and told my friends she always thinks of me first when planning the class. This made me feel good, but the prof is a total wacko so I don't know how to feel about that.
Life is pretty good in general. Can't complain.
And that's all.
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Now playing: Bitter:Sweet - Don't Forget To Breathe
via FoxyTunes
December 17, 2008
The PhotoSHIT
Thanks Grecia for the lovely catchphrase: "it's not a photoshoot, it's a photoshit!"
(From Wikipedia.com)
Photo shoot: A photo shoot is generally used in the fashion industry, whereby a model poses for a photographer at a studio where multiple photos are taken to find the best ones for the required brief. A model is not always a person however there are some times when a photo shoot of a food for a magazine is done showing characteristics for commercial use .
Photo SHIT: A photo SHIT is generally used to cheer up Cat when she's going through a rough patch, whereby a model (dumbass, annoying friends of Cat's) poses for a photographer (dumbass, annoying Grecia, friend of Cat's) at a studio (wherever that fucking camera from hell happens to make an appearance) where multiple photos are taken to find the (less shitty) best ones for the required brief (Facebook, Cat's retarded blog, blah blah). A model is not always a person (see above) however there are some times when a photo shoot of a food for a magazine is done showing characteristics for commercial use or entertainment purposes.
Thanks to my beautiful friends for setting up this photoSHIT. I cannot find the words to thank you for your such awesome times. Love you all, XOXO and all that bullshit.
Wanna guess which one's my foot?
The McShitty dinner.
The flying napkin LOL.
Awww, you guys are so sweet!
Oops.
Shitty beer... can't beat that.
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Listening to: The National - Start A War
via FoxyTunes
(From Wikipedia.com)
Photo shoot: A photo shoot is generally used in the fashion industry, whereby a model poses for a photographer at a studio where multiple photos are taken to find the best ones for the required brief. A model is not always a person however there are some times when a photo shoot of a food for a magazine is done showing characteristics for commercial use .
Photo SHIT: A photo SHIT is generally used to cheer up Cat when she's going through a rough patch, whereby a model (dumbass, annoying friends of Cat's) poses for a photographer (dumbass, annoying Grecia, friend of Cat's) at a studio (wherever that fucking camera from hell happens to make an appearance) where multiple photos are taken to find the (less shitty) best ones for the required brief (Facebook, Cat's retarded blog, blah blah). A model is not always a person (see above) however there are some times when a photo shoot of a food for a magazine is done showing characteristics for commercial use or entertainment purposes.
Thanks to my beautiful friends for setting up this photoSHIT. I cannot find the words to thank you for your such awesome times. Love you all, XOXO and all that bullshit.
Wanna guess which one's my foot?
The McShitty dinner.
The flying napkin LOL.
Awww, you guys are so sweet!
Oops.
Shitty beer... can't beat that.
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Listening to: The National - Start A War
via FoxyTunes
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