Blonde Redhead, Pt. 2

... I should just keep my clumsy hands off of hair products. My pathetic attempt at getting MEDIUM ASH BLONDE highlights ended like this:










...




Mirror image.

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Listening to: Nick Drake - From the Morning
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Memory Lane

I just realized I really really like this picture:



It's probably one of the last pictures where my hair is long and dark. Also, one of the few pics I have with this kiddo.

I miss you, Mich.

I miss you, long, dark hair.


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Listening to: Nine Inch Nails - Sin
via FoxyTunes

The Mark Has Been Made

Today, Saturday, March 21, 2009, I sat down to think.

Things I Learned:

• I can go on without sleep for days and feel okay.
• I CANNOT get enough of whole cereal.
• Mixing coffee and berry mix tea isn't bad at all.
• I can work efficiently under pressure.
• I sincerely adore my friends.
• Nine Inch Nails' Home will always make me cry. Always, no matter what mood I'm in.
• If I try not to massage my hair too much when I'm washing it, it doesn't fall off as much as it usually does.
• Rubbing sand on your feet can cause irreparable damage to your skin. Or just give you a fucking gross red mark on it.
• I can see blood and raw flesh and organs out in the open and it doesn't gross me out.
• I can be funny if I try.
• I am unintentionally funny.
• There's a little speck of sensibility in my mangled humanity, which springs to life when I'm in situations where I'm required to be sensitive.
• Maybe the beach isn't so bad.
• Old people like me.
• Old people like sending me to run their errands.
• Everything is way more fun when Chewbacca is around.
• Men are DUMB. Lazy, immature dumb fucks. This I knew already, but it's always nice to realize you're right.
• I like helping people.
• I like kiddos, even though I've spent my whole life hating them.
• There's still a few good people in the world who make this place worth living in and maintain my faith in our doomed human race.
• Just because a person has a keychain with the Gay Pride flag on it does not necessarily make them gay or lesbian. Or maybe it does. I will never find out.
• I tend to get scared around people who are seemingly older than me. Older and scary.
• I spend money like there's no tomorrow, literally.
• I LOVE LOVE LOVE sangria!
• I am not as messy as I thought I was.
• My new found special talent: folding gauze.
• Four menopausal women with the life of a fifteen year old in their hands is a scary, menacing thought that can turn into a reality easier than you all think.
• I can live without internet.
• I wanna be a nurse.
• ... I really do wanna be a nurse.
  

Thank you all for this once-in-a-lifetime, life-changing experience. And thanks for the scarf, too.



I love you, bitches.

(More pikchas hereeee!)

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Listening to: Nine Inch Nails - With Teeth
via FoxyTunes

Selflessness

Hell yeah! YES YES YES YES!!! I'll be gone for a week helping underprivileged people have free surgery and get happy again! FUCK YES!!!

Plus, I'll be at the beach. Oh yum.

PLUS, I'll be with the bitches. That's pretty fun.

PLUSSSSS, I'll finally have a chance to get drunk off my butt and make a complete dumbass of myself. In public. At the beach. The day before we come back. And there'll be a bonfire. (Damn, my shitty life needs alcohol ASAP).

... Ahhh, I can't wait! *squeals*


Oh, and it seems my lazy ass will be getting a job soon. So, Reznor, here I come!


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Listening to: The Dears - Disclaimer
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Political Correctness

So, I love the new Yeah Yeah Yeahs! So, it's probably gonna make some "best of the year" lists this December! So, I got it off The Pirate Bay! So what?!

Yeah, go ahead and fucking sue me, you fat corporate trolls. See if I care.


P.S. I also got the new Bat for Lashes off The Pirate Bay. Oops, I'm such a pirate.

Kthnxbye.

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Listening to: Camera Obscura - Lloyd, I'm Ready To Be Heartbroken
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A Note to the Flawed Species:

Hey fucker(s), guess what? Someone outdid you. So suck on that!



Really, I'm at a loss for words right now.


Thank you.


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Listening to: Agrypnia - A Song for Catherine (harmony 2)
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