A Holiday in the Sun

I love the beach. Such a great stress reliever. Except when half your town (and every other town there is) is there as well. Then it sucks. Nevertheless, I had a great time. Here, knock yourselves out mocking my pasty self.


Seafood market.


(Not my) ceviche. Looks delicious, but I just can't fucking eat that.



Upside of holiday: Lots of people at the beach. Downside of holiday: LOTS of people at the beach. It was also pretty fucking cold.






(Got this dress at the beach. A fucking steal! Isn't it pretty?)





Here it's all about the food and the clothes, baby.


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Now playing: Danger Mouse and Sparklehorse feat. The Flaming Lips - Revenge
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Rant

Why do rich people feel like they're entitled to walk all over everyone and get away with it? I mean, just because they have money doesn't mean they're not a bunch of useless pieces of shit incapable of doing anything remarkable in their sad, pathetic little lives. In fact, the only talent they possess is an astounding ability to annoy the living crap out of everyone they come in contact with who's not as high and mighty as them. I mean, fuck money, it's just a pile of paper, it can't buy you a common sense, or respect for others, or even a fucking clue. If it could, we'd be surrounded by Einsteins and Shakespeares and Gandhis. I think money is evil and I hope I never have it, because I like the way I am now, I think I'm compassionate and respectful and don't think I'm better than anyone and I sure as hell don't wanna change! So, rich people, here's a little piece of advice from yours truly: TAKE YOUR FUCKING BENJAMINS AND SHOVE THEM! YOU KNOW WHERE! It might not mean much to you but I know what I'm saying. It's me today but it won't be long till you get what you fucking deserve, you fucking assholes. And I'm a fucking professional, I know what I'm doing, I know what I'm saying and I can proudly say I'm far smarter than the whole of you combined and fucking prove it! So fuck you very much and I don't give a shit about you people anymore.

And that is all.



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Now playing: Slowdive - Machine Gun
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Before I forget...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARA!!!

Hope you're having a great time with your guy in UIO, we'll see you when you get back!

(Can't believe you're fucking leaving us in less than a month. Bitch.)




And rest in peace, John Hughes.

Twitter is still down-ish, btw, and I can't believe I've survived a whole day without it.



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Now playing: Morrissey - Every Day is Like Sunday
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Our Flawed Zeitgeist

Twitter is down.



They're saying it's a DDoS attack.



I'm having withdrawals.



Someone PLEASE put it back online. Pretty pleaseee!

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Now playing: Joan Baez - The Angel
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Photoshit Pt. 2

Instead of going out and having a life like normal people do, I spend my Saturdays at Dani's with Grecia, her fucking stupid evil camera and her hooker makeup. And you know what that means... Photoshit time.










... Yeah, we have issues.

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Now playing: Nine Inch Nails - Memorabilia
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Shit happens when I'm depressed

Well, there you go.


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Now playing: Morning After Girls - Hidden Spaces
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Yesterday, July 29th, 2009...

... Was Mich's birthday.

And I drank too much. Again.

God, I fail hard.



BUT HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, MICHELLE!!! I love you lots and lots even though you want my macaroni.

Now let's play beer pong.